I'm probably a hipster.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

it is mid fucking september im supposed to be waking up to a cold morning chill and the smell of pumpkin flavored everything and thinking abt what toasty ass sweater im gonna wear not waking up feeling as though satan has been cradling me in between his ass cheeks while hovering in close proximity to the sun obama fix this 

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